my sister just introduced me to this site, which is a bunch of funny ass text messages that perhaps should've never been sent (i.e., drunk texts, incriminating texts), haha! Now you know we've all been there. Here are some of my favorites, to name a few:(317): why did u let me go home with him last night?
(260): u were determined it was a good idea
(318): i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
(508): hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
(214): ok, stay where you are, be there soon
(214): dude, I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom
there's a lot more on the site. Still, none of them will ever beat this one:
Robert: where are you?
Tracy: hetn barb un want to duch you
ahahahha! CLASSIC
"I like 'em when you're cute in the face & you're thick in the waist"
word Jamie! mmhmm
ok, so it's actually called Totally Stylin' Tattoos Barbie, and really, she's harmless, but you know what Mattell's really encouraging. What's next? Clear heels Barbie? Pole-dancing Barbie? Some assembly required, hahaha!
